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[karlsefni]

"Fuck'm I s'sposed to do with th—krrttkkkckkskhkhhhhhhh"

→ call → text → video → action

House 1464	Speed Dial
N/A aaaaaaaaall byyyyyyyyyy myseeeeeeeeeeeelf

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[badbreak]

I'll show ya how ta play next time ya show up.

[karlsefni]

Ahhh, sure.

—how do you talk to the landlord? Other than through writing?

[badbreak]

Why?

[karlsefni]

The hell am I supposed to do this regain shit if I dunno how to write.

[badbreak]

I can write it for ya.

[karlsefni]

. . . . okay.

[badbreak]

I think he's got a voicemail, too, though.

[badbreak]

-- Uhh, like a place ta leave a conversation with yourself ta him.

[badbreak]

How the shit do I explain voicemail.

[karlsefni]

Hell if I know.

Whatever, I'll figure it out.

[badbreak]

You comin' over today?

[karlsefni]

Why, d'ya want another punch to the face?

[yes, he is.]

[badbreak]

You were on my blind side, that was fucked up an' cheating an' fuck you!

[karlsefni]

I don't wanna hear that from the guy who kneed my balls!

[badbreak]

Ya made a sound like a chipmunk with diarrhea.

[badbreak]

Hhaaiiiee -- !

[karlsefni]

[BADOU JESUS CHRIST]

How about we knee you next and see what kinda animal noise you make?

[badbreak]

Pass. Pass! It's only a legal move when I do it 'coz you were giving my face rug burn.

[karlsefni]

[snorts] Maybe you shouldn't let yourself be so easy to tackle, huh?

[a beat.] Open the door.

[badbreak]

Huhn? Oh.

[HANGS UP]

[OPENS THE DOOR]

[covering... his balls... subtly]

Yo.

[karlsefni]

[yeah, just raising his eyebrows in greeting; his phone is in his hand, and over his shoulder is. . . .


a small-sized (in comparison to others) alligator.]

[badbreak]

[let's get right to it]

-- What the fucking shit is that a goddamn fuckin' gator.

[karlsefni]

No.

[. . . .]

Yeah, maybe. That's what they're called?

[badbreak]

No. Yes. I mean. Alligator. Or crocodile. I actually got no goddamn clue what the difference is an' did you kill that with your hands?

[karlsefni]

You think I can strangle this thing? [no, there is definitely a knife coming out of this alligator's skull—the sharp point of the knife is actually sticking out of the skull, instead of the hilt.

also, his left sleeve is totally ripped up.]