karlsefni: (lige siden ’86)
{ leif; tiger's eye. | Þorfinnur (thorfinn) ([personal profile] karlsefni) wrote2013-08-03 08:07 pm
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"Fuck'm I s'sposed to do with th—krrttkkkckkskhkhhhhhhh"



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badbreak: (blow your mongrel mind.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-08 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? You're gonna throw a alligator inta the oven?!
karlsefni: the danish way to rock (nephew ft. landsholdet) (lad os prøv’ at kør’ dem rundt i ring)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-08 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
She bitched when I made a fire!
badbreak: (makes ya sick in a bad way.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-08 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Who?

[he's making his was over to the kitchen now, staring at the dial on the oven and wondering what the fuck pre-heat setting alligator gets]
karlsefni: (vi gi’r den bip biogas)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That. . . [what's her name.] The woman, you know the one.
badbreak: (this scene ends badly.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[have a distracted vacant stare]

[slowly sets it to... 350...?]
karlsefni: the danish way to rock (nephew ft. landsholdet) (lad os prøv’ at kør’ dem rundt i ring)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-11 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ANGRY CHOPPING NOISES] Like I remember her name! The woman who lives here!
badbreak: (hard to relate to the whole human race.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Danvers? Why d'ya care if Danvers shits herself? I just ignore her when she bitches about the house. Ain't like it's ours.

[makes his way back to the angry chopping noises those sound cool]
karlsefni: (tiden vil vise)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-11 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
She's fuckin' loud as hell. [and anyway, he sort of wanted to see what the big deal about an oven was.

ps, he's sure taking out organs and also bones and shit, this carpet is going to be the worst mess when he's done with it.]
badbreak: (blow your mongrel mind.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ya tune it out after a while...

[OH MY GOD SO GROSS]

[IS OF COURSE FASCINATED]

Don't forget I get the jaws!
karlsefni: (stormen forte skipet)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-11 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna lose my ears before that happens.

[waves his knife haphazardly before going back to deboning one of the arms] Ahh, whatever. The flesh will rot, you'd only be able to keep the bones.
badbreak: (this scene ends badly.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I want, dumbass.

[maybe he should help]

D'ya gotta take the scales off? Like a fish?
karlsefni: (lige siden ’86)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-11 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
You want a rotting "gator" head?

[nah, he's got this. talking while he's moving his hands,] Not now. It'll protect the meat from getting burned, when it's still on.
badbreak: (a mistake on the part of nature.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
It'll keep it from cookin' all the way through too though won't it.

[Badou does not know a whole lot about gator cooking]

An' yeah I want the head. It's cool as hell.
karlsefni: (og hvis de spør’ hvor vi bor; så si’r vi)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-11 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Leave it on long enough 'n the heat'll still reach there. [thorfinn doesn't actually know too much either but it must be similar?? to everything else he's cooked???]

's not gonna stay like that.
badbreak: (this scene ends badly.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, it's gonna be a cool skull with jaws an' stuff. I'll leave it outside for a while or somethin' so I don't get maggots in my room.

[picks up a knife, pokes it unhelpfully]
karlsefni: (lige siden ’86)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-13 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[inspecting the head. . . . .]

Fine, I'm taking this though. [and! proceeding to de-jaw-meatify the head.]
badbreak: (blow your mongrel mind.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-13 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, sick.

[this is the grossest thing ever]

[and the coolest Thorfinn is so cool]
karlsefni: (og hvis de spør’ hvor vi bor; så si’r vi)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-16 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ok gonna set it to the side and finish de-boning and also taking out the guts

when he's done, he's gonna pick it up as is—like the skin is a bowl, container of sorts.] Where's the 'oven'?
badbreak: (ruin everything with just a quick look.)

[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-27 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Kitchen.

[beats him there, what with not carrying the corpse of an alligator, and yanks it open]

[peers inside at it]

Is it really gonna fit...
karlsefni: (stormen forte skipet)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-09-28 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[staring at this .. tiny ass oven thing... wow it's radiating heat but where's the fire.]

Who knows. [but he's sure going to try, stuffing it in—and it's small enough to fit, although the tail has to be bent and touches the oven.

also someone is a genius and doesn't have mitts, so this process isn't happening very slowly at all—he's basically shoving it in there and then retreating as soon as all of alligator-kun is inside the oven]
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