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[karlsefni]

"Fuck'm I s'sposed to do with th—krrttkkkckkskhkhhhhhhh"

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House 1464	Speed Dial
N/A aaaaaaaaall byyyyyyyyyy myseeeeeeeeeeeelf

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[karlsefni]

Why, d'ya want another punch to the face?

[yes, he is.]

[badbreak]

You were on my blind side, that was fucked up an' cheating an' fuck you!

[karlsefni]

I don't wanna hear that from the guy who kneed my balls!

[badbreak]

Ya made a sound like a chipmunk with diarrhea.

[badbreak]

Hhaaiiiee -- !

[karlsefni]

[BADOU JESUS CHRIST]

How about we knee you next and see what kinda animal noise you make?

[badbreak]

Pass. Pass! It's only a legal move when I do it 'coz you were giving my face rug burn.

[karlsefni]

[snorts] Maybe you shouldn't let yourself be so easy to tackle, huh?

[a beat.] Open the door.

[badbreak]

Huhn? Oh.

[HANGS UP]

[OPENS THE DOOR]

[covering... his balls... subtly]

Yo.

[karlsefni]

[yeah, just raising his eyebrows in greeting; his phone is in his hand, and over his shoulder is. . . .


a small-sized (in comparison to others) alligator.]

[badbreak]

[let's get right to it]

-- What the fucking shit is that a goddamn fuckin' gator.

[karlsefni]

No.

[. . . .]

Yeah, maybe. That's what they're called?

[badbreak]

No. Yes. I mean. Alligator. Or crocodile. I actually got no goddamn clue what the difference is an' did you kill that with your hands?

[karlsefni]

You think I can strangle this thing? [no, there is definitely a knife coming out of this alligator's skull—the sharp point of the knife is actually sticking out of the skull, instead of the hilt.

also, his left sleeve is totally ripped up.]

[badbreak]

Man I dunno what the hell you can do, you're a total psycho.

[Badou's eye eventually tears away from the dead alligator that, yes, now he sees, certainly does have a knife through it's skull, and down to that arm]

...

[you know what let's have this conversation inside]

[moves to let him in]

Did he leave any teeth in ya?

[karlsefni]

Best not to know. [i mean he could probably actually strangle an alligator if he really wanted to.]

[steppping inside, with a shrug] Nah. Couldn't pierce the skin, I stabbed 'm before then.

[badbreak]

Lemme see better, stop swingin' it around.

[pushes some shit off of the living room table onto the floor]

[here, here]

[karlsefni]

[so you mean

drop the gator on the living room table, right]

[badbreak]

[absolutely]

Holy shiiiiiit.

[karlsefni]

It's just a baby. [why are you so enthused by this.]

[badbreak]

Seriously? It's huge! The mom might take revenge. Animals are crazy fuckin' territorial...

[touching the alligator carefully, and then less carefully lol it's totally dead, looks inside its mouth]

[karlsefni]

If she's still alive. [olololo]

[badbreak]

You're gonna finish the job?

[pulling at its limbs now, fucking with its tail, wow this is so cool]

[karlsefni]

Tried to, got one in but it wasn't deep enough. Fucker slid away with my knife. [eh, whatever, who am i to tell you not to play with your food.]

If it's still alive, it doesn't have a high chance of livin' much longer.

[badbreak]

We should go look for it later. You're actually gonna try ta eat this, ain't you?

[he's almost marveling at the idea]