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[karlsefni]

"Fuck'm I s'sposed to do with th—krrttkkkckkskhkhhhhhhh"

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House 1464	Speed Dial
N/A aaaaaaaaall byyyyyyyyyy myseeeeeeeeeeeelf

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[badbreak]

No. Yes. I mean. Alligator. Or crocodile. I actually got no goddamn clue what the difference is an' did you kill that with your hands?

[karlsefni]

You think I can strangle this thing? [no, there is definitely a knife coming out of this alligator's skull—the sharp point of the knife is actually sticking out of the skull, instead of the hilt.

also, his left sleeve is totally ripped up.]

[badbreak]

Man I dunno what the hell you can do, you're a total psycho.

[Badou's eye eventually tears away from the dead alligator that, yes, now he sees, certainly does have a knife through it's skull, and down to that arm]

...

[you know what let's have this conversation inside]

[moves to let him in]

Did he leave any teeth in ya?

[karlsefni]

Best not to know. [i mean he could probably actually strangle an alligator if he really wanted to.]

[steppping inside, with a shrug] Nah. Couldn't pierce the skin, I stabbed 'm before then.

[badbreak]

Lemme see better, stop swingin' it around.

[pushes some shit off of the living room table onto the floor]

[here, here]

[karlsefni]

[so you mean

drop the gator on the living room table, right]

[badbreak]

[absolutely]

Holy shiiiiiit.

[karlsefni]

It's just a baby. [why are you so enthused by this.]

[badbreak]

Seriously? It's huge! The mom might take revenge. Animals are crazy fuckin' territorial...

[touching the alligator carefully, and then less carefully lol it's totally dead, looks inside its mouth]

[karlsefni]

If she's still alive. [olololo]

[badbreak]

You're gonna finish the job?

[pulling at its limbs now, fucking with its tail, wow this is so cool]

[karlsefni]

Tried to, got one in but it wasn't deep enough. Fucker slid away with my knife. [eh, whatever, who am i to tell you not to play with your food.]

If it's still alive, it doesn't have a high chance of livin' much longer.

[badbreak]

We should go look for it later. You're actually gonna try ta eat this, ain't you?

[he's almost marveling at the idea]

[karlsefni]

What else'm I supposed to do with it, make necklaces out of its teeth and stare at it until the maggots eat it up?

[badbreak]

What parts can ya even eat... m'gonna get another knife or eight.

[he sits up, running to the kitchen]

[karlsefni]

Muscle, fat, stuff that ain't the guts. [yeah ok you do that, i'm gonna extract my knife from its skull.]

[badbreak]

[comes back with two extra knives and a cleaver, dropping them on the table and floor]

Can I keep the jaws?

[karlsefni]

[yes, because that's how you're supposed to handle knives. he's already flipped the gator over, exposing its underbelly, but he gives badou a look.]

Sure, I guess.

[badbreak]

Cool.

[wait for Thorfinn to do something because he has no idea where to start]

[karlsefni]

[yeah, ok. he's gonna take the cleaver and whack at the neck until the head comes off \o/ ps that's blood right there]

[badbreak]

[holy shit this is gruesome as hell]

[just sort of hovering excitedly, watching]

Jesus christ -- waah, gusher --

[karlsefni]

[yes you do that, he's going to start making a long cut across this belly and pulling the hide off, to show off the tender belly.]

. . .

Hey, how does that "oven" work.

[badbreak]

Eh? Ya ain't cooked nothin' in one before? It ain't hard.

[whoah gross what the fuck]

Want me ta turn it on?

[karlsefni]

Mm. [sliiiccccceeee] Get it ready, I'm taking the meat out.

[badbreak]

Huh? You're gonna throw a alligator inta the oven?!