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[karlsefni]

"Fuck'm I s'sposed to do with th—krrttkkkckkskhkhhhhhhh"

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House 1464	Speed Dial
N/A aaaaaaaaall byyyyyyyyyy myseeeeeeeeeeeelf

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[badbreak]

"Don't be wack. Don't do crack." Ahaha, or whatever. Somethin' like that anyway.

[karlsefni]

[... you lost me]

I don't need nothing for my own good, I know what's for my own good.

[badbreak]

Yah yah.

[badbreak]

-- Oh, right. Speakin' of.

[badbreak]

So there's somebody new moved inta 1470.

[karlsefni]

[. . . how do you even come to that conclusion]

So?

[badbreak]

[...]

She came with a real intense asshole that'll fuck you up if ya look at her. White hair, red eyes, real fucking freaky looking. Annoying voice.

[karlsefni]

[she. oh, great, another woman. he's not too keen on that, but—]

Keh, like I care about some girl or her asshole guardian. I'll do what I want.

[badbreak]

M'just givin' ya a head's up.

[karlsefni]

Ahh. [that's as close to 'thanks' as you're going to get]

[badbreak]

[and there's a clear intake of breath, a pause where he hesitates, but then -- elects not to]

[he likes that things are simple, with Thorfinn]

Yah, that's all I hadda say! Don't getcha hand bit off or shat on by a bunch'a scared flamingos I guess.

[karlsefni]

They're not flamingos.

[yes, he likes simplicity too.]

[badbreak]

Are you chasin' cocks.

[karlsefni]

No, they're. . .

Colorful?

[badbreak]

Yah that's like the world's shittiest description.

[karlsefni]

Well they're more colorful than flamingos and cocks, I dunno what they're called.

[badbreak]

[SNNNNORRT]

[karlsefni]

I'm gonna shove one down your throat and then you can tell me what it is.

[badbreak]

[BURSTS OUT LAUGHING]

F-fuck no! Don't shove nothin' down my th-throat, ahahaha -- !

[karlsefni]

[the sound of metal rustling.

quiet.

and then the sound of SQUAWKING]

Here I come.

[badbreak]

Keep your cock to yourself!

[karlsefni]

It's not a cock it's louder and smaller and I'm gonna fuck your shit up with it.

[badbreak]

Get the fuck outta here with your weird poultry fetish!

[karlsefni]

Not until you tell me what the fuck kinda bird it is!

[badbreak]

I ain't wanna get up an' personal with it!