HE AIN'T MY FUCKIN' FAMILY AN' DON'T YOU EVER CALL HIM THAT AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YOU AIN'T EVEN MY FAMILY YOU'RE JUST A SHITTY UNCLE, FALL ON YOUR AXE AND GO DIE WHY DON'T YOU
THORFINN THORSSON! I SHOULD COME OVER THERE AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THAT DAMN LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS! POOR THORS WOULD BE ROLLING OVER AND CHOKING IN VALHALLA IF HE HEARD THE WAY YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY LIKE THAT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF UNCLE I AM BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN ME A CHANCE HERE!
DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY FATHER AND I ALREADY KNOW YOU'D BE A SHITTY UNCLE 'CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NO SHIT JACKASS AND I AIN'T SEEN YOU DO OTHERWISE 'CUZ YOU HANG AROUND WITH THAT OTHER JACKASS YOU FATSO
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[this is the part where he whines like a damn toddler. THORFINNNNNNN...]
WHY'RE YOU SO MEAN TO HIM?! HE'S MY FAMILY SO HE'S PART OF YOURS TOO!
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HE AIN'T MY FUCKIN' FAMILY AN' DON'T YOU EVER CALL HIM THAT AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YOU AIN'T EVEN MY FAMILY YOU'RE JUST A SHITTY UNCLE, FALL ON YOUR AXE AND GO DIE WHY DON'T YOU
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THORFINN THORSSON! I SHOULD COME OVER THERE AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THAT DAMN LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS! POOR THORS WOULD BE ROLLING OVER AND CHOKING IN VALHALLA IF HE HEARD THE WAY YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY LIKE THAT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF UNCLE I AM BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN ME A CHANCE HERE!
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1/3
you did didn't you]
Fatso!?
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fucking
fired.]
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I'LL MAKE YOU WEEP FOR MERCY
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WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! I'VE ONLY CRIED ONCE AND THAT WAS FOR THORS!
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IF YOU MISS HIM SO MUCH I'LL SEND YOU TO HIM, HOW'S THAT!!
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