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[karlsefni]

"Fuck'm I s'sposed to do with th—krrttkkkckkskhkhhhhhhh"

→ call → text → video → action

House 1464	Speed Dial
N/A aaaaaaaaall byyyyyyyyyy myseeeeeeeeeeeelf

Comments

SURPRISE UNCLE ATTACK god knows how long this will take 1/?GJKJGH

[ponypuncher]

thfun

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Re: SURPRISE UNCLE ATTACK god knows how long this will take 1/?GJKJGH

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<sub>[fuck.

okay let's take it slow and do one letter at a time like Finland taught him!!!!]</sub>
t h o r f i n n

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w h r s

d a n m a r k
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u d r e
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OKAY THERE

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FK

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[karlsefni]

[what the fuck]

[karlsefni]

[okay he see his name but what does this even say]

Re: OKAY THERE

[karlsefni]

[it's too much effort to ask badou right now though........]

Re: OKAY THERE

[karlsefni]

.......................

Re: OKAY THERE

[karlsefni]

QUIT MAKING THAT CURSED NOISE YOU SHITTY BASTARD!!!!

[STAB]

Re: OKAY THERE

[karlsefni]

.............................................

[okay maybe this was a bad idea.]

DONE

[karlsefni]

[somewhat later (when his phone has finished repairing himself) and when he's figured out how to call this number, he shouts, infinitely pissed]

I CAN'T READ, JACKASS.

1/2

[ponypuncher]

_{[OH HEY IT'S MAKING THAT NOISE AND BUZZING AROUND okay let's try and answer i--OH ODIN'S BEARD IT'S SCREAMING AT HIM.]}

2/2

[ponypuncher]

_{[welp. BETTER SHOUT RIGHT BACK. Viking families.]}

OI! THAT DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION! WHAT'D YA DO WITH DENMARK?!

[karlsefni]

I DIDN'T DO SHIT! WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE BASTARD HIMSELF!?

[ponypuncher]

'CAUSE I CAN'T FIND 'IM ANYWHERE AND HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED 'IM ONCE!

[karlsefni]

WELL I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN', FUCKIN' CALL HIM YOURSELF IF YOU'RE SO CURIOUS. I AIN'T SEEN THE SHIT IN MONTHS AND I'M HAPPY TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!!

[ponypuncher]

I DID! AND YOU SHOULD BE LOOKIN' FOR HIM WITH ME!

[karlsefni]

THEN KEEP CALLING AND STOP BUGGING ME. I'M NOT GONNA LOOK FOR THE SON OF A BITCH.

[ponypuncher]

I WAS CALLIN' FOR TWO HOURS!

_{[this is the part where he whines like a damn toddler. THORFINNNNNNN...]}

WHY'RE YOU SO MEAN TO HIM?! HE'S MY FAMILY SO HE'S PART OF YOURS TOO!

[karlsefni]

[no, you've triggered the loudbeast]

HE AIN'T MY FUCKIN' FAMILY AN' DON'T YOU EVER CALL HIM THAT AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YOU AIN'T EVEN MY FAMILY YOU'RE JUST A SHITTY UNCLE, FALL ON YOUR AXE AND GO DIE WHY DON'T YOU

[ponypuncher]

_[GASP!!!!]

THORFINN THORSSON! I SHOULD COME OVER THERE AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THAT DAMN LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS! POOR THORS WOULD BE ROLLING OVER AND CHOKING IN VALHALLA IF HE HEARD THE WAY YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY LIKE THAT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF UNCLE I AM BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN ME A CHANCE HERE!

[karlsefni]

DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY FATHER AND I ALREADY KNOW YOU'D BE A SHITTY UNCLE 'CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NO SHIT JACKASS AND I AIN'T SEEN YOU DO OTHERWISE 'CUZ YOU HANG AROUND WITH THAT OTHER JACKASS YOU FATSO

1/3

[ponypuncher]

<sub>[thorfinn did you really just

you did didn't you]</sub>

Fatso!?

[ponypuncher]

<sub>[shots

fucking

fired.]</sub>